Modern Jackass is a term coined on the radio show This American Life.  It’s worth a listen.

“The thing about Modern Jackass is, it’s usually not something about which you know nothing. It’s something about which you know a little bit, enough to sort of get yourself into trouble.”

As a web developer working in the Microsoft stack, I  design SQL schema, write stored procedures in T-SQL, design web sites in ASP.Net and ASP.Net MVC using Visual Basic and C#.  I need to be proficient in HTML, JavaScript,  VBScript, JQuery, JQuery UI an CSS.  I design reports with Crystal Reports and SSRS.

Confession Time

I have not mastered any of the technologies listed above.  I know a little bit about them all.

I am a Modern Jackass Certified Developer.